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As Professor Farnsworth might say, “Good news, everyone.”
And just as in Futurama, this is of course followed by a horrible, terrible announcement.  Namely, that Ed DeChellis has, avoided the chopping block.  Kudos to David Jones on the scoop:
“Yes, Ed will continue to be our head …

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Submitted by Charlie on March 23, 2008 – View Comments

Pro-day reports:

Anthony Morelli (QB)

Measurements: 6-foot-3 3/8, 232 pound
40-Yard Dash: 5.08, 5.11 seconds
Vertical Leap: 29 1/2 inches
Long Jump: 9-foot
Short Shuttle: 4.34 seconds
Cone Drill: 7.01 seconds
225 Bench Press: 18 reps

morelli.jpgI’m surprised at his 40-Yard Dash times. 5.08 is much faster than I expected from Morelli. I guess its the weight of the football that slows him down during football games. If he even gets drafted I hope they use him as a tackling dummy on the scout team. Morelli is the only player in Penn State history I absolutely despise with a passion. When he played a horrible game, his step-father faces the media on his behalf. When he is put in position to win a close game, he unleashes an arsenal of tactics to ruin our chances. 4-horribly-thrown-incompletions and out, an interception, a sack or his favorite play, the fumble. The list is endless. Penn State is much better without him and he will remain simply a footnote in the history books. Underachiever, overrated and utterly painful to watch.


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