Wednesday, 26 June, 2019

The 'Avril Lavigne is dead' conspiracy is back again

The 'Avril Lavigne is dead' conspiracy is back again The 'Avril Lavigne is dead' conspiracy is back again
Clarence Schmidt | 18 May, 2017, 10:52

And it's said that when Avril Lavigne died, she was replaced by this body double (Melissa), to make her fans none the wiser, and to continue her pop punk, Sk8er Boi domination.

The original theory was based on the conclusion that Avril was 18 when she was thrust into the spotlight, and found the paparazzi attention hard to cope with. During a time when everyone was supposed to celebrate Mother's Day, a conspiracy theory on Twitter has brought out a group of truthers. "Proof" has included Lavigne's red carpet shots (Lavigne wears pants; Melissa prefers dresses and skirts) and supposed differences between the facial features of pre-2003 Lavigne and the current incarnation.

The Avril Lavigne death conspiracy is the talk of the Internet again.

Avril Lavigne's death theory is once again making the rounds online, thanks to another Twitter user.

Theorists have analysed the shape of Avril's nose, her autograph and her voice - which they claim has had a different tone and been increasingly out of tune since 2003. With her fame on the rise, goes the completely fake story, her record company chose to keep the gravy train going by hiring a lookalike named Melissa Vandella to pretend to be Lavigne.

She is now working on a new album.

The next year, Avril's grandfather passed away, leading her into depression, and apparently hanging herself in British Columbia. "From here it was no longer true Avril, but "Avril Lavigne" under the skin of another singer!"

It is here that the story breaks with reality-or at least the conventional reality that the mainstream media has been spoon-feeding us sheeple for a decade and a half-by positing that Lavigne succeeded in one of these attempts, hanging herself in 2003.

Yesterday, the blonde star posted a sweet snap of her with her mom for Mother's Day. "The jig is up Melissa".

After @givenchyass' thread went viral, heads started commenting with their own "proof" of Avril's "death", because why wouldn't we want to further investigate this situation?

Of course the singer is very much alive, but has been battling Lyme disease since 2015 and also went through a painful divorce from Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger.

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