In a rare instance, we detract from our usual rantings once reserved exclusively to college sports and talk politics because its primary day in Pennsylvania! Yeah thats right, we rock, we rule and apparently we can send the Clinton camp into the sixth level of hell with a defeat today.

So drop those Dorito chips, get off the couch and make your way to the voting booths and say no to established politics. It’s time for someone new, he might not be able to do everything he promises, but for damn sure the gray-hairs down in Congress will be shaking in their boots if America decides they just about had it with the high gas prices, the rising tuition costs, dying economy, and medical insurance. Hey, things can’t be worst than paying $3.34 at the pump for a gallon right?

But politicians are all crooks, some just tend to outdo the others. After all, it was a president (Nixon) that screwed over Penn State in 1969 for a national title.

“How could Nixon know so much about college football in 1969 and so little about Watergate in 1974?” - Joe Paterno, 1969

Karma’s a bitch, Nixon. So vote for Jebus if you want, but get out there and vote!